Friend 1: holy flying fucking shit on a pogo stick!
Friend 1: :-O
Friend 1: *watching hannibal*
Friend 1: it’s a totem
Friend 1: made of people
Friend 1:  *everything* is people in this show
Me: so it would sound
Friend 1: each episode, the psycho of the week finds new and interesting ways to use his victims
Friend 1: and then hannibal pulls a copycat murder so he can re-supply his fridge
Friend 1: last week, the killer stuck a cello neck into the victim’s mouth and out his throat so he could play his vocal cords like strings
Friend 1: and before that, there was the guy who cut wings out of his victims’ backs to turn them into angels
Friend 1: the first ep was another cannibal
Friend 1: i’m at the point where i keep wondering what they’ll come up with next
Friend 1: and wondering if they’re getting their ideas from tumblr

Ok, ok, technically they’re the books in „1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die”, several editions, which brings us to a total list of about 1200 books.

Dear Humanities Peers, This Is iRrAtionaL

A year ago, when I was a Master’s student, I complained to a clever friend (also a web developer) about one of the texts I had to read for university. I told him it was horrible to read, that I could barely understand what the author wanted and I wasn’t entirely sure I got the point.

Because of Stephen Fry, I ended up on Gizoogle.net. It appears to be a search engine that takes Google results and turns them into their gangster-speak versions. It’s an online translator of sorts, but with magnificently hilarious results.

Stephen Fry results on Gizoogle were really funny.

Gregorian Bivolaru results made me laugh my arse off. I wonder if the official Yogaesoteric website will issue an outraged cry against Gizoogle XD

Here’s the main page of the gregorianbivolaru.com website:

Da Romanian Yoga mackdaddy Home page – Introduction

This joint raps bout tha case of Gregorian Bivolaru, tha mentor of a big-ass spiritual movement up in Romania. Da organization he dropped is called MISA, tha Movement fo’ Spiritual Integration up in Absolute, n’ its main focus is on tha practice of yoga n’ meditation.